Yeah, um no.

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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(via pizza)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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(via ruinedchildhood)

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles, via pizza)

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

(Source: ch-ndl-r, via ruinedchildhood)